Well the day has finally come, I think I may be a senior citizen. I am sure you are thinking how can this be? Well let me lay out the facts and see what you think.
Exhibit #1 - Well the first exhibit is that I chose to do this posts in exhibits instead of paragraphs. This is inspired of course by my favourite new show the Firm, but it could have just as easily been inspired by Murder She Wrote.
Exhibit #2 - I own a 4 level pill dossier. Really think about it, who do you know that has the need to organize their pills that much :)
Exhibit #3 - I need to take on average 20-25 pills a day! Thats right you read that correctly, up to 25 pills a day. Remember that picture from months ago with the hand full of pills? Well it still is ;)
Exhibit #4 - This is more of my brother's joke towards me but works well in this arguement. As he would say, I am in my early retirement :)
Exhibit #5 - I used to live in Port Credit.
Exhibit #6 - Did I mention my grey hair ;)
Exhibit #7 - I joined a weekly photography group but instead of group it is a "Guild". First, I hadn't heard of a guild since my readings on them in the medieval times and fantasy books. But how cool is that, I am a member of a guild ;) With that said, I am one of the youngest members in the group by a long shot, although my grey hair helps me camoflage in :D
Exhibit #8 - this was the piece of evidence that finally sold me on my senior citizen status. I went to a public swim yesterday afternoon to try and begin building back up my strength and I was again the youngest in the pool by at least 40 years. Again thankfully the grey hair helped me fit it :D When I started swimming I had to choose the slower swimming lane or grey lane as I like to call it
It is okay, I accept my fate; senior citizen it is. But just one question, where do I get my discount card?? :D
disclaimer - this post was just to have a little fun on this friday and poke some fun at my situation. I don't think I am senior and have many many years before getting there but I thought I would lighten the mood for this friday.
But I do want a senior discount card...that is pretty badass!
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